May 2013
yu-nako:
theliberationhitspostlimitagain:
i’m not racist my best friend is black
what a coincidence, my best friend is black 2
internetexplorers:
if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me
if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me
if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me
niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight?
ur-not-turkey-but-i-still:
hboscar:
morrissarty:
wildanimalwildperson:
I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.
DRAGONS
IS HO-OH BASED ON A PEACOCK?
I didn’t even know they could fly
tupacabra:
jerkidiot:
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
riceslut:
I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
witchpop:
why do u only have 1 wing
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
tupacabra:
you may only refer to my penis as one of the following:
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
versacebitch:
going thru ur tagged/me
